Name: Funny Coffee Cat Tote Bag — "Touch My Coffee I Will Slap You So Hard" Cotton Shopper
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SKU: 71461933890561062263
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Funny Coffee Cat Tote Bag — "Touch My Coffee I Will Slap You So Hard" Cotton Shopper

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A bold, playful tote that speaks for you before you say a word. Printed on sturdy, medium-weight polyester, this bag features a cheeky cartoon cat holding a mug and the headline: “Touch my coffee — I will slap you so hard even Google won’t be able to find you.” The roomy boxed-corner silhouette gives real carrying space for your daily essentials, groceries, or a laptop and notebook. Reinforced handle stitching and a laminated interior mean it stands up to regular use and keeps its shape. Choose from five handle colors to match your style and pick the size that fits your routine.

Product features
- 100% polyester medium-weight body (200 g/m²) — durable and quick-drying
- Reinforced double stitching on handles for added strength
- Boxed corners for extra internal volume and better structure
- Non-woven laminated interior with cotton handle — sturdy and easy to wipe clean
- Available in 3 sizes with 5 handle color options; seam and size tolerance ±0.75\" (1.9 cm)

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.

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